(Source: uncomfortableconfusion)

Those people at your school who have billions of friends

laugh-addict:

and you’re like:

(Source: toxicteens)

lampsarepeopletoo:

i read this whole thing in an elderly asian mans voice

(Source: rlawa)

(Source: jeffreyandme)

justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

• mom where’s my towel
• mom what do we eat for dinner
• mom what’s time is it
• mom where’s my phone
• mom when do you come back
• mom whats day is it

stuff you ask your dad

• dad where is mom

babyangelcastiel:

drilltowardstheheavens:

donkeykongcountry2:

i love that world war 2 is called world war 2

it sounds like the sequel to an action movie

“WORLD WAR 2….

GERMANY’S BACK, AND THIS TIME….

IT’S PERSONAL”

this has a great deal of accuracy though 

#god it better not be a trilogy

(Source: megaman2)

walkinthecountryy:

i think that we can all agree that Blake Shelton has the best tweets